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Did you hear about the polish man who wanted a divorce?

Question by mom_of_4 : Did you hear about the polish man who wanted a divorce? A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him “very quick.”
The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions
LAWYER: “Have you any grounds?”
POLE: “JA, JA, acre and half and nice little home.”
LAWYER: “No,” I mean what is the foundation of this case?”
POLE: “It made of concrete.”
LAWYER: “Does either of you have a real grudge?”
POLE: “No, we have carport, and not need one.”
LAWYER: “I mean, What are your relations like?”
POLE: “All my relations still in Poland.”
LAWYER: “Is there any infidelity in your marriage?”
POLE: “Ja, we have hi- fidelity stereo set and good DVD pl ayer.”
LAWYER: Does your wife beat you up?”
POLE: “No, I always up before her.”
LAWYER: “Is your wife a nagger?”
POLE: “No, she white.”
LAWYER: “WHY do you want this divorce?”
POLE: “She going to kill me.”
LAWYER: “What makes you think that?”
POLE: “I got proof.
LAWYER: “What kind of proof?”
POLE: “She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say, ‘Polish Remover’ Best answer:

Answer by Bus Driver
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10 Responses to “Did you hear about the polish man who wanted a divorce?”

  1. gloria_brown20 says:

    That is so funny, I can see how someone from another country, could think that.

  2. lil' ghetto azn kid says:

    LOL that’s funny! =)

  3. hugsnkisses says:

    lol

  4. eyecandi07 says:

    hehe

  5. quizqueen says:

    ha ha

  6. jfmm says:

    LOL. LOL.

  7. fuelsaver-upto19% says:

    Good story

  8. Kitty says:

    that was funny

  9. Angel says:

    lol that is funny………………

  10. neverhadaname says:

    lol, a bit long tho


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